10 Pirate Puns to celebrate International Talk Like a Pirate Day (Aaar)

Hold on to your pirate hat, these puns are so bad your class will make you walk the plank:

  1. How do pirates know that they are pirates? They think, therefore they ARRRR!!!!!
  2. How do pirates make phone calls? On their Aye Phones
  3. Pirates are very healthy as they get a lot of vitamin sea.
  4. What do you call a pirate ship shivering at the bottom of the sea? A nervous wreck.
  5. What did the pirate say when he became an octogenarian? Aye matey years old
  6. How did the pirate find out he needed glasses? He went for an aye test.
  7. What’s a pirate’s favourite type of music? Rum and Bass.
  8. What did the pirate say when his leg got stuck in the freezer? Shiver me timbers.
  9. Why did nobody want to play cards with the pirate? Because he was standing on the deck.
  10. How do pirates communicate with each other? Aye to aye.